How to feed a horse carrot

Feeding a horse the right way. The 5-step guide

  1. Grab a carrot,
  2. Make difference between the horse’s front and rear sides,
  3. Locate the mouth,
  4. Give carrot THERE, and only there! The rear side is NOT an entrance to anything, it is EXIT only!
  5. Accept your horse’s grateful expression for not sodomizing him/her today.

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